I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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