butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There's always time for handjobs
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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