at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Randomize
