we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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