Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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