Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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