And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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