I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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