I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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