STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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