Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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