Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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