That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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