Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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