you guys were way drunker than both of me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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