FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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