I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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