I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This is classic penis vs brain.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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