She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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