You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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