SEEEEXXX PLEASE
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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