Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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