he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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