Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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