Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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