I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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