i don't plan on having that self control this summer
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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