This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she peed on how many people?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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