You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
