we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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