I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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