I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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