I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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