She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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