He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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