I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
