Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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