the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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