There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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