But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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