i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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