On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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