I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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