Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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