I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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