the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think I just sharted jello shots
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