your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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