He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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