He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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