im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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