sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We left an ass print on the piano.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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